All Show, No Go… Vintage Kryptonite V-Twin Lock

The Vintage Kryptonite V-Twin lock, a 20-year-old lock with a visually striking design, seems to prioritize appearance over security. Sent in by a viewer from Texas, this lock is shaped like a V-twin engine, complete with chrome plating and a black sticker featuring hot rod flames.

Kryptonite openly acknowledges the limited security this lock provides in the fine print, suggesting it as an accessory lock or a secondary deterrent. It may be suitable for locking a helmet, but not as the primary security measure for anything valuable.

When it comes to picking this lock, it hardly poses a challenge. Using a 40,000 stick turning tool and a wave rake, both part of the Genesis set sold on covertinstruments.com, the lock quickly and easily gives way with just a little jiggle of the pins. Even when tested multiple times, the lock consistently opens with minimal effort.

While the Kryptonite V-Twin lock may provide some level of security for non-essential items or as an additional deterrent, it is crucial not to rely on it for safeguarding valuable possessions. Ultimately, this lock is an example of “all show, no go,” prioritizing form over function.